Liar or you have no hands!
(Source: ninjasdontpanic)
have met a few people who don’t, but they are like .05% of the people I know. P.S. I wonder if people that say “in my...
Or, idk, you actually don’t masturbate. It happens.
I hate this. I don’t masturbate. I just don’t fucking want to.
yes and i love this guy.